1. It’s adults only. I should admit that pretty much as soon as I turned 18 I started whinging about “kids these days” but that’s not the reason I appreciate derby being an over-18s sport (in fact, as far as spectating goes, it’s an incredibly family-friendly sport). The reason I like that it’s adults only is because I don’t have to worry about not having played as a kid; it’s not like netball, for example, where you’re up against people who have been playing since they were able to walk.
Also, there’s an openness (embrace) of adult culture within the sport, such as when the commentator warns the front row that a stray roller girl may fly into them and, if that happens, to give her a slurp of your beer.
2. It blurs the line between sport and art. I love that it defies traditional definitions of what a sport should be by including outfits, make up and just a hint of theatrics. At the same time, it refuses to conform to the kind of discipline that other artsy sports like figure skating do.
3. It rewards brute force. A previous boyfriend used to joke that my only problem solving technique was brute force. This was mostly because he would occasionally come home and find me maniacally hacking into a can with a knife because the can opener wasn’t in the drawer. Or find me sitting on the couch, glowering, surrounded by a confetti of potato chips that had flung into the air after I had got frustrated with the bag and just ripped it open. Roller derby, rather than mocking me for this trait, will funnel it into a productive force.
4. It’s in the moment. Trying to stay upright when your feet are balancing on wheels takes a fair amount of concentration. Add tactics, manoeuvring, line boundaries and tackles into the equation and there is simply no way you can be anywhere but ‘in the moment’. Some people meditate or do yoga to free their minds and be one with the moment. Skating is my zen.
5. The bruises! Here are some of my favourites:
To read more odes to roller derby visit Erica’s list here or Michelle’s list here.
Joel C
January 27, 2011
Cool post. Those pics are freaking me out, but.
Next time Aki loses the can opener I know where to take my can 🙂
Em-shazzam!
January 27, 2011
I now own 2 can openers 😛
redsparklegirl
January 27, 2011
Holy Shit to that second pic! That’s intense… of course the stitches are pretty intense too! OMG, what have I gotten myself into!?
Em-shazzam!
January 27, 2011
I cant comment on the second one – it’s just too extreme – but I’m pretty sure the third one healed up without any visible scar 🙂
Taiga
January 27, 2011
Omg that second picture! How does that even happen???
Em-shazzam!
January 27, 2011
It was the only one that I couldn’t find an explanation for – maybe it’s a fake?
Autumn
March 9, 2011
The second pic isn’t a fake! The girl just fell weird and thats what happened, nothing was broken but she was REALLY swollen. The entire story is on the DerbyHelper blog (google it!)
Em-shazzam!
March 9, 2011
Thanks for the hot tip
For all interested, the link to the second piccy is here: http://derbyhelper.blogspot.com/2010/09/zomgwtf.html
Pernevall
March 26, 2011
Hi! I just watch the movie (Whip It) and i`m wondering if there is any cind of sponsoring in this sport? I`m from sweden and i dont even think the sport exist here 😦 I would really like to know more about this. Any website u mite know were i can find out more?
Thanks/a new fan
Em-shazzam!
March 26, 2011
Hi Pernevall, derby is really only played at amateur level so there’s not much in the way of sponsorship. Also, my feeling is that sponsorship may go against the grassroots ethic of roller derby. I hope you find a team over there – it’s such an awesome sport!
Em-shazzam!
March 28, 2011
Also, Google seems to think there’s a derby team in stockholm – are you near there?
Em-shazzam!
July 6, 2011
Pernevall – check out this article on roller derby in sweden: http://euroderby.org/news/128-swedish-skating-association-acknowledges-roller-derby-as-an-official-sport
sky
March 29, 2011
derby? adult sport only? psh yeah freaking right! I’m a junior derby girl! I’m 12! derby is my passion! next time do your homework 😉
Em-shazzam!
March 30, 2011
Hehe, yeah we have a junior league in Adelaide too. As the next generation comes through oldies like me wont have a chance! Glad I jumped on this wagon just in time 😉 so, Sky, is the blocking modified for junior derby or is it just as bruisetastic?
téliko
May 15, 2011
Beautiful war wound!!!!
Lottie B. Bad
June 2, 2011
Pernevall, if you read this still!
Sweden has teames all over! Malmö, Stockholm, Umeå, Luleå, Gotland and Göteborg, so far!
I roll with West Coast Bombshells, Gothenborg Roller Derby!
Good luck! 🙂
Beca Sevaaetasi
September 22, 2011
Lol I’ve been skating Jr. roller derby for about a year and a half now. We play by all WFTDA standards so its full contact.
Grimm
March 17, 2016
On the contrary, one of my favorite things about roller derby is being in a junior league! Seeing the look on those tiny 9 year old faces when they knock someone down or get lead hammer is beautiful. Being older and being supremely proud of the children gives me so much pride in our league. But all this to say, I see your point, but raise you JRDA.
Eve Inbetta
May 2, 2016
I concede my hand 😉
I wrote this five years ago before I heard about junior derby. Now I live with two junior derby players so I hear about it a lot lol